Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator
!
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
MatteoHasanBI
Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
NaalArelSP
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth
JerricAinmireZM
Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried someone in the wrong place and was
sacked for the grave
mistake?
JosebaCurtzA
Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
KerwenWalfridzn
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
A:
Coffee.
MichelangeloHurleeDo
A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and said, "More like
an unlit match."
TobiahLeontC
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a
look
at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be
sand."
ArledgeBalamyXZ
Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the
school
spirit.
DarcioAneraeBs
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
AcharonRaoulVC